Oh, ladies and gentlemen be sure to buckle your seatbelts as you take on a wild ride full of insaneness! "Cocaine Bear" is an absolute trip, in more way than just one. The film takes a "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an comical horror movie that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and wondering about the life choices of both bears as well as drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear
As soon as we meet the dashing Andrew C Thornton, played beautifully by Matthew Rhys, you know there's going be a wild experience. The smuggler has style elegance, grace and a habit of dumping his precious cargo at the most inconvenient locations. Little did he realize at the time he'd without knowing it, create a legend for the century, known as "Cocaine Bear!"
Forget what believe about bears and their food preferences. The film takes a strong view and states that once bears are exposed to cocaine, they don't just party, they transform into bloodthirsty beasts! Forget about Godzilla it's time to welcome a new the king of town, and this is a bear who has a tendency to consume powdered substances.
Our characters, including police that are incompetent on the run, the negligent criminals and innocent passers-by who struggled to make their way out of a garbage bag is sure to keep you on your toes. Their collective incompetence is truly amazing to watch. If you're ever having a need for laughter, just imagine the detectives Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell, trying to solve one of the crimes they are investigating without accidentally shooting one another.
But let's not forget our courageous adventurers, Olaf and Elsa. They're not from the movie in "Frozen." The two hikers find A treasure-trove of Colombian deliciousness, and just before there's a chance to say "Bearzilla," they become their primary targets of Cocaine bear's irresistible hunger. I mean, who needs a Disney princess when you have animals that snort and roar that is on the loose?
The film hits the perfect harmony between horror and comedy It makes you laugh for once and then clutching your popcorn in terror the next. The body count will rise faster then the hairs around your neck while you'll be cheering for each demise with wicked delight. This is the same as watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.
And now, let's talk about that final battle. Imagine a mighty waterfall that is gushing in the background, our courageous family consisting of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry eager to face each other in the battle against Cocaine Bear. It's a thrilling battle for to be remembered, featuring the sound of bear roars and explosions and enough white powder take Tony Montana to shame. As you are about to think that you've seen the last of bear you, it's brought back by a cocaine explosion! It's a resurgence of the legendary scale.
Yes "Cocaine Bear" may have certain flaws. Editing can be (blog) as unpredictable like a drunk squirrel that leaves you scratching your heads and questioning whether the film reel had been used in secret as scratching post. Don't fret, viewers, for the bear's CGI has a stunningly high-end quality. That bear steals the show and the editing team seemed to seem to be in a high-sugar state themselves.
The film is a mix of tension, double-crossings as well as unexpected connections. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. If the credits are rolling and you're able to leave the theater smiling on your face, be sure to remember that reviewer's last advice: You should not feed bears anything. especially not heroin or fellow trekkers. Trust me, it won't be a good thing for everyone involved.
Then, go grab your popcorn, buckle your seat, and be swept away by an enthralling world "Cocaine Bear." It's a cinematic adventure unlike anything else which will have you in amazement, and pondering the force of bears along with their in-depth party possibility.